April 2013
cas-get-into-my-ass:
deadlyspoons:
ok ice cubes are fucking badass i mean they float around in their own blood
synchronoise-ity:
Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor
“get in the fucking tardis GOD”
“this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing”
doctor, where are we?
“in the shit.”
snow-white-sweety:
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people who do math homework in pen are fearless
how the fuck do you remember your url
dark humour isn’t everybody’s cup of liquidized dead baby
unsuccessfulmetalbenders:
EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW
NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES
March 2013
bulletbakas:
Ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers
bigbardafree:
foreveralone-lyguy:
I walked into the kitchen at 5:30am and saw this in the sink… this isn’t my cat
#the cats just like ”this isnt my sink”
February 2013
SO BASICALLY... Taco Bell is the Biggest BAMF Ever
jimfuckingmoriarty:
And my personal favorite:
Taco Bell, you are freaking awesome, may stoners and not-stoners like feast upon your taco-y glory for generations to come!
January 2013