you kids wanna see a dead body?
ok ice cubes are fucking badass i mean they float around in their own blood
Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor
“get in the fucking tardis GOD”
“this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing”
doctor, where are we?
“in the shit.”
hes all like “this isnt the park u fuckers”