saddeer:

you kids wanna see a dead body?

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cas-get-into-my-ass:

deadlyspoons:

ok ice cubes are fucking badass i mean they float around in their own blood

(via white--sparrows)

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synchronoise-ity:

Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor

“get in the fucking tardis GOD”

“this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing” 

doctor, where are we?

“in the shit.” 

(via sexgiffparadise)

reqrets:

hes all like “this isnt the park u fuckers”

(Source: ventusthecorgi)

(Source: wockykitaki, via xsammypants)

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